IF YOU HAVE BEEN ATTACKED BY A MEMBER, OR MEMBERS OF STARK’MANIR, AND WISH TO SHARE YOUR EXPERIENCES OF THE EVENT WITH US, WE WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF YOU WOULD FILL OUT THE FOLLOWING FORM, IN ORDER TO HELP US IMPROVE CUSTOMER SATISFACTION.
THANK YOU
If you are here to learn about our corp. after being attacked please complete the form below by copying and pasting it into a new thread in this forum and filling in an [X] as appropriate.
Hello,
My name is [insert victim name], and I was:
[] Pod Killed
[] Ship Killed
[] Ransomed
by [insert name here] on [insert date] in the system [Insert system name].
I am writing to inform you, that yourself, and the rest of your corp are
[] Bastards
[] Wankers
[] Evil Fuckers
[] Tossers
[] Arseholes
[] Griefers
[] Pirate Scum
[] Cunts
[] Homosexuals
[] Twats
[] Motherfuckers
[] Lamers
[] Losers
[] Bitches
and you
[] Ruin the game for
[] Enrage
[] Bankrupt
[] Give too much grief to
[] Destroy the point in playing for
[] Other (Please State) _____________________________
people like me. There for, you pack of [insert abusive plural name], I have took it upon myself to enlist the help of my
[] Whole Corporation
[] Whole Alliance
[] Favourite Merc Corp
[] Mate who's been playing for 2 years and is uber
[] Main, who's a member of
[] FATAL
[] RAWR
[] FIX
[] CVA
[] BoB
[] GoonSwarm
[] IRON
[] Red Alliance
[] Xetic
[] some other alliance no one gives a toss about
to come and
[] Kill you all
[] Kill you all and your families
[] Stab you all repeatedly with a carving knife
[] Rape your women
[] Kill your mothers
[] Have sex with your family dog
[] Other (Please State) _____________________________
as revenge for you destroying my
[] Ship.
[] Wallet balance.
[] Pod.
[] Implants.
[] Ego.
I sincerely hope you all
[] Get ass raped by big black men,
[] Contract sexually transimtted diseases,
[] Rot in hell,
[] Get podded back to the stone age,
[] Escrow me my stuff back,
[] Go fuck yourselves,
[] Get off on killing people,
Because the loss of my stuff in our encounter was very traumatizing.
As a closing message to my statement I would like to say
[] Fuck off and die.
[] You're all a pack of cunts.
[] Oh boy, was i suckered!.
[] I hope you all get dick rot.
[] You suck.
[] Revenge will be mine.
[] My corp is coming for you.
[] My alliance is coming for you.
[] Expect a war declaration soon™.
Yours
[] Sincerely,
[] Respectfully,
[] Hatefully,
[] Truly,
[] Rather Confusedly,
[] Revengefully,
[] With hugs and kisses,
[insert victim name]
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Sun Jun 24, 2012 3:39 pm